First off I got to meet and greet a couple of local Sand Cranes. Boy, it's a good thing Dave kept me from jumping these two. They were noisy and I had to out-bark them.
Being so short I had to stand on my toes to make myself look bigger. They just weren't moving as fast as I liked.
I escorted them off our property and told them to leave our screens alone! In case you don't know it, these birds like to poke at the insects behind our screens in the lanai. Last week I helped Pat and Dave clean all the windows. It was my job to keep these buggers away. I had a really big job. I can just barely see over the sills so I had to bounce up and down while barking. Dave and Pat said I did a great job because we didn't see them all weekend!
Later in the week the bottom fell out! I didn't know what hit me. I thought I was going for a ride with Pat. I knew something was up when another lady carried me away and Pat left me. Then, these two strangers with masks on handled me and even stuck me with something that really stung. I don't remember much but I woke up feeling really different. Pat and Dave were not there. I was being handled by someone else but she was nice but I didn't feel like myself.
It wasn't until the next day when I was carried out to meet Pat and Dave. Boy, I'm glad Pat left me with my blanket. That made things a little better.
I didn't feel like moving very much and they made me as comfortable as they could.
Then what! Here I am not feeling so good and they put me in jail! They wouldn't let me jump up on their laps or hold me in their arms. Gee, what did I do to deserve this?
They patted and talked to me so differently. Their voices were calming but everything was different.
My belly was really itchy. I had these scratching things that were stuck in my tummy. I tried to soothe the itchies by licking them but Pat and Dave kept discouraging me from doing that. I finally gave up and licked the area a little lower. Funny, they didn't seem to mind that as much!
All I wanted was a little privacy.
After a few days I let them take a picture of my belly. I guess it made them feel a little better.
I guess I really needed some rest. That's all I did for several days. They wouldn't let me jump or run.
But, when I felt a little better I drove them crazy by doing a few of my running crazy acts!
Things are getting better each day. I think I'll be going to have these itchy things taken out of my belly. I don't know what this whole thing was about but I'm glad it's almost over....
and things can get back to normal.
What! Pat and Dave just went nuts looking at one of my poops.......
I got worms!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!
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