Let's see, they've got me going to this place where someone named Mary talks loud and sometimes takes my cord and has me do these different things. I don't really understand their words but they keep using some words over and over so maybe I'll learn them sometime. I'm getting to know a couple of words so far..."leave it!" Sometimes they use it really loud. Once I had to talk back to them. You know I don't really understand them. I hear, "Lilly" blah, blah blah blah, leave it! I had to give it right back to them... I yelled; hey leave me alone I'm a puppy!. You know what? They probably only heard, "Bark, bark bark bark bark bark, bark!" They really need to learn dog speak!
They keep doing something with this thing that flashes at me. I'll attach a few of these things to this blog. I think they think I'm cute!
I wish they wouldn't point that thing at me, my eyes go fuzzy on me when they do that!
Oh, this is my doggie and next to me is my chew bone they got me. The bone has a good taste but its like plastic and just when I get a good chunk off it, Dave takes it into the garage and I hear this funny noise. When he gives it back to me its all smooth! What's with that?
Anyway, I think I'm going to some sort of school. They're using these words over and over again. Now they added a tasty treat when they take me outside. I don't get it, I have to take a pee or poop and when I'm done all I have to do is look up and they give me a tasty treat! That's cool! Funny, they don't give me a treat when I pee or poop on their rug. I'll just have to keep trying. I'll get them trained soon enough.
Now they're taking me out for rides! Get this, I've got my own "bucket seat!"
I sat in it for them. It was comfortable but its got these long straps and I don't know why I'd need those.
It wasn't long before I found out what this thing is really for!
Its for taking me in the car! It doesn't have anything to do with my comfort!
Ya, they set me in this thing and click my harness to it. I have fun twisting all around driving Pat crazy while she's driving. Now, I've got Pat sitting in the back seat and I get the front seat with a view! Once in a while I hear one of them say something about "driving Ms Daisy.! Whatever that means.
Boy, I was really trying to tell Pat to let me out! She thought I was smiling and laughing.
Maybe if I look more serious they'll get the message....
That didn't help!
Gee one day this past week, Pat came out of the bedroom wearing this red and black outfit and I heard her say something about work. Then, she walked out the door! Oh man, I didn't know what to do! Dave was just sitting in his chair and he's not as comfortable to sit with so I did what all good pets do.....
I got into my sad look and waited by the door.
Dave tried to get me to cheer up but I just didn't want to be cheered up....
...so I turned my back on him and sat on Pat's foot stool!
All I could think about was the nice walks Pat takes me on and how well I relax when I'm in her chair.
But later that night she came back! That was so much fun. Now I get it, they must go some place to for a time and come back to see how I react. Well, I'll give them a show because they must need it!
Today we went to a place called "Best Friends Pet Care! They had dogs in cages and some seemed sad. It smelled good but I was held by a girl I didn't know while Dave and Pat went in to see the cages with the dogs. I heard them talking about cages with TVs and fans and air conditioning. I don't know what was going on but if they think they're going to leave me there they've got another thing coming!
I'll just have to show them by leaving more pee and poop on the floor!
So now they keep talking about October 8! I don't know what "spaying" means but I intend to find out!
In the mean time I'm taking Pat's chair! Dave's got his own!
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