Sunday, March 1, 2015

Finally, I get to stretch my paws!

Man, I've just got to learn to speak human talk! I'd tell Dave and Pat to let me on the computer in no uncertain terms! At least I got to the computer tonight. Dave finally got off it and I know Pat will be wanting to go on the computer later so I'll make this quick.

I've been enjoying lots of walks but I don't like how cold its been here. Dave and Pat are always putting these wraps on me when I go out. They call them, jackets! Right, I have several that have this stuff that makes them stick together but they really scare me when they take them off me. It sounds like someone is tearing me apart! I'm getting kind of used to them though. I begin to shake when I get cold. At least Dave and Pat notice that and they gave me this thing called a sweater.
I like it! And, it is nice and warm. I can wear it all day in the house.
It has diamonds on the back. I look really great in this but it really is weird trying to put it on. One day I got it off all by myself and Pat and Dave had no idea how I did it. I also like to scratch up against the wall with it on but Dave and Pat think I might scratch the wood with the diamonds.

Just the other day I had a ball watching about six squirrels running up and down the tree and on the grass in our back yard. Darlene was visiting with us and she said the squirrels are "twitter patting!" Whatever that means. With all their running around I had to run from all the windows to catch what they were doing. I had never seen so many squirrels. I wanted to get out and chase everyone of them.
 This guy was teasing the daylights out of me.


 I couldn't stand it. I needed to let off steam so I grabbed "Ginger!"



I really roughed Ginger up! Oh, and that blue "doggie" blanket is one of my new blankets. Wow, is it soft!

See, I told you I got really cold. Dave likes to work on wood in the garage but I thought it was too cold. He helped by giving me my own heater. AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
 
But there is nothing like snuggling with Pat!


 
 They took me for a hair cut and I didn't need my sweater this day. I got out and chased all the squirrels away
 Do you see any squirrels?
 Nice hair cut though, don't you think?
 


 Yep, no squirrels!
 Oops, I missed this guy but he's up the tree now so I can relax for now.
 
Ahhh, here's one of my "easy-on" jackets 
 
Gee, for a little dog, I sure can make a big shadow!
 
Oh, Dave and Pat are also letting me stay out of my kennel when they go out now! I am the Queen of the house! I watch them from the front window when they leave. I can see them because the windows are just made for me to see out of them. I watch them until they go away and then I listen for awhile just in case they sneak back. But, after a few minutes I walk around to make sure there are no squirrels in the yard. Then, I head for the couch and my really soft blanket. I now have two soft blankets to cuddle into.
 
 
 OK now I'm happy. I got to write a little bit and relive all my squirrel chases.
 
Now I think I would like to cuddle for awhile in one of my really soft blankets.
 
This is great, but I like snuggling with Pat wrapped up in her comfy robe best!

 

 


Friday, January 30, 2015

"Looking Back!"

I have not been taking many pictures lately so I thought I'd like to think back to my puppy days.
I remember leaving Becky and my Mom to stay with a couple of people but for some reason they brought me back to Becky and my Mom. I didn't feel very good then, I think I was sick. When I got better I began to play lots with my Mom.
 
 
 That's my Mom. Her name is Haley. I could play really rough with her.
 Then I met Pat and Dave at Becky's home. I really liked them. I played with my Mom and them for a few days and I got to meet few of their friends.
I really like to lick!


I just loved to play in the grass at Becky's home. 
 
Sometimes my Mom would get tired of playing with me. She's much older than me. I think she was two when I was born.
 
One day I got to see Pat and Dave again. This time they brought two friends. I think their names are Darlene and Buzz. Darlene was really good holding me. I think that's because she has Winston.
Dave and Pat came back again only this time they took me with them. My Mom didn't seem to mind me leaving, but Becky seemed different about me when Dave and Pat took me in their car to leave.
 
Things were so different in Dave and Pat's tiny house... and now I was all alone!
Dave and Pat were very nice to me but things were so different.
 
I remember that long ride in that tiny home Pat and Dave had.
I learned to move from one position....
...to another.
Pat was really good keeping me comfortable. I think I stayed on her lap the entire ride.
They let me bring out the "devil" in me every now and then because I was really quiet and didn't fuss at all.
 
But when they took me into this large house at the end of the ride, I was ready to work out some stiffness.
I ripped apart more than my share of toys. I fit easily under their bed so it would be a day or so before they knew I could take a toy apart better than any dog. And, I was quiet about it!


I know Pat likes dressing me up. I'm not really happy about that. I think this is a pig suit.
Gosh, what next!
 
Well everyone, I'm glad you are here to share my memories. They really were fun.
I would like to do this again.
Hey, maybe I will get to see my Mom and Becky again. I think Dave and Pat are talking about visiting Becky soon. Gee, I wish I knew what my Mom is doing, she's much older than me you know!
Bye!
 
 

Friday, January 16, 2015

Hey Everyone, I'm Still Here!

Hi to all my loyal friends. I'm happy that you like to read what I have to say. Dave has mentioned to Pat that a few of my faithful readers have missed my stories. I'll try to catch everyone up. Since we've moved I'm in "squirrel heaven!" I have windows that I can actually see out of in this new house to keep track of those pesky critters. Just the other day one of them charged me at the window. Pat and Darlene had a good laugh at my expense. I was nose to nose with this big squirrel at the window. He actually sat on the outside sill while I was going nuts trying to push through the window. That really made my day, but that only made me want to get them on the trees even more.

There is one thing I'm really getting good at...snuggling! Here I am wrapped up in Pat's robe. Its funny, all I have to do is jump up on either Dave or Pat's lap and they bundle me up in a robe or one of my blankets.
 I really like warm, tight places to snuggle.
 
I'm awake! I was just letting my eyes relax.
 
Oh well, I might just as well enjoy this!

See, I know how to get comfortable!
 
The only thing is, I wish Pat and Dave wouldn't dress me so warm when I go out. I think I'm getting a complex! Check this out.....
With a hood to boot! How do they think I'm going to hear anything???
 
I get really warm when I go with Dave to the garage. He makes all these strange noises and makes lots of dust while I sit in the sun on these soft things. What a life!


But this is the best! Napping on the bed with Darlene snuggled in a soft fleece blanket.
It doesn't get any better. Shhh, please don't tell her dog, Winston. He's older than me and I don't want to upset him. (I can get away with more than he can!)
 
I'm making progress with my "stealth crawl." I can sneak up on the squirrels easily. Now if I could just train Dave or Pat to do this crawl I could actually catch one! They always manage to mess me up. Dave will let out my leash just enough that they can get away. He also can't run as fast as me so I end up pulling him. 
 
This is what they call my "kennel." It's a prison sentence to me! At one time, I knew when they were going to make me walk into this jail when they took off my harness just as they were going out. Now they take off my harness after a walk so I don't know when they'll lock me up to go out!
Actually, some times I don't mind if they put me in here. Dave likes to take me on much longer walks than Pat and I do enjoy peace and quiet (along with a little nap) after he walks me.

 
Here I am, my eyes locked onto this critter! All I can do is watch while he runs around in my yard picking things up off the ground. I really like watching two of these guys chasing each other when they are in the trees. I get so excited I start to shake.

 
In other news, Pat took me for a ride with Linda. I got to jump all over her car and sniff around. I don't know where we went but at least I didn't have to stay in my prison, er kennel. Linda makes me get really excited. One day she got me so excited I threw up!
 
That's about all I have to talk about for now. I think I'll snuggle with Pat she just came in the door.
 
 

Monday, December 29, 2014

On the Prowl!

Right! As soon as I wake up from my "heated" nap!

 
OK, you got me up.
Now you listen up good, I don't like repeating myself!
 
 
I can't believe it has been so long since I was at the computer. It seems all I've been doing is walking, eating, playing with Dave and Pat and sleeping.
Actually, I'm getting pretty good at "treeing" the squirrels! There sure is a lot of them. I'm in my glory. Almost every tree has a squirrel or two in it.
 
OK, I've cleared this street of pesky squirrels!
 
They don't know who they're dealing with.


Wait, did I just hear something?
 
Maybe it was over here!
 
I've got a lot of territory to control.
 
Got another one. They're too easy!
 
Next....

Its been a little cool in the mornings so I have to put one of my three stylish jackets on.

 
 
I always say, a little dog can cast a large shadow!
 
Well, this was fun but I'll have to cause a ruckus or something so I can have more to write about.
 
In the mean time,
 
I'll
 
keep
 
an
 
eye
 
out
 
for
 
 
you.....