Sunday, April 27, 2014

My new "do" and what is this white stuff!

Five hours for a hair cut! I was in panic mode all afternoon. Dogs coming and going. People coming and going and then a girl puts me on this table and runs this thing all over me. She soaks me and puts this bubbly stuff all over me, YUK! Then, I sit with this thing blowing wind on me. How much can a pup take? Here, here I'm going to be one year old pretty soon and I shouldn't have to go through such  indignation. I did everything I could to get Pat to take me home. I cried, shook, ears down, head down, what gives? They have no heart I tell you. Then, when I get home, Pat and Dave hold me to put this yucky stuff between my shoulders. Man, a puppy can only take so much!

Well, what do you think?
 
 Do you like this side.....

...or this side?
 Hey, its not my fault that Dave can't hold my leash and take a decent photo of me!
Gee, all that posing made me tired!
 
When Dave works in the garage, I get to look out at the street and watch for critters or people. I actually have lots of fun. Sometimes the little lizards creep up to the screen and I freeze. Then, when they get really close I jump and scare them. Boy are they quick.
 
But, sooner or later I get bored. Then I bother Dave until he pulls out his chair and sets me on his lap.
That's really cool. I sit up higher and see things better.
I'm getting to understand why Dave and Pat call me a "lap" dog!

 Later in the day, we went for a ride. It was really hot today. Dave and Pat took me to this place that looked really funny. I don't know what it was but the building was shaped like something I see people eating when it's hot out. Anyway, Dave took his spoon and put some of the white stuff on it and handed it to Pat. Then, Pat put the spoon right in front of me! I gave it a sniff and then touched it with my tongue. It was really cold but WOW, it tasted AWESOME! Now I know what people eat! I couldn't stop licking it. Then, I couldn't hold myself back, I bit it off the spoon. Dave even gave me another spoon of it. Wow, I'm in doggie heaven!
 


You bet, I licked the spoon clean. I even got to lick the empty cup that Dave had.
 
Wow, what a week. A hair cut, I got to taste something they call "ice cream" I can't wait for another hot day!
Today was a really fun day. I met some nice people.  I got to taste some ice cream and now a relaxing evening on Dave's lap watching for some unsuspecting critter to pass by.
 
Now I'm ready for a relaxing evening. It's been a great day.... later!





Wednesday, April 23, 2014

I'm trying to stay out of trouble!

Finally, I'm back on the keyboard! Boy, between Pat and Dave, lately I just can't seem to get any time on the computer. I'll try to get this out before they find out I'm on this thing.
 
They took me to that place again. You know the one with all these strange new people picking me up and putting me in this cage. I was a little tougher this time. I was in a quieter place and some of the people came by and said hi to me. When Dave came for me we had lots of fun in this place where Dave took my leash off and let me run around. Now that was really fun!
I've had another shot in my behind! I hope they're not bringing me to this Vet guy and girl to just stick a sharp thing in my butt! I didn't feel too good for a day or so but I guess its part of growing up.
On top of that, I was told I was five ounces overweight! What? I know Pat gives me healthy food and some really good treats.... wait a minute, come to think of it, I haven't had that many treats lately. Boy, they're good! Gee, they sure know how to trick me.
 
Speaking of growing up, I'm going to be one pretty soon! I wonder what I'll get for my first birthday. Maybe something from the table! Or something they call a "doggie-bag!" I'm not counting on it... they are doggie-health-nuts!
 
Anyway, I notice it's getting hotter down here. I still like the long walks Dave takes me on but boy I need a rest when I get back in the house. He takes my water bottle when we go and that helps but I must take twenty steps to his two! I'm not complaining. He uses this leash that lets me walk ahead and really search out lots of stuff. I've never seen so many new things. Crazy bugs, funny (and fast) lizards, birds of all kinds and these things called, "Squirrels." Hey, I'm bigger than they are but I'm pretty sure I can catch one... that is if Dave ever let's my leash go out when I dart after them. Man, can they climb trees! I recently chased one up the tree and that wise guy hung up-side-down and tried to stare me down!
Below, you can see how I chased him up the tree. I know you can't see him that well so I asked Dave to put this little picture in so you can see how he mocked me!

 I was more than a little mortified but I'll get over it!

Hold it, something just moved... and the chase is on!

 
Darn, another one got away thanks to Dave and this darn leash!
 Ya, I'm talking to you Dave!

Take my backside for that!

 
 
Well, last night I tempted fate. I take advantage of Dave and Pat when they are on the computer. Lately, I've taken to going to my bed while they are busy at the keyboard. They leave me alone and totally loose track of me. Well, last night I made my move. Dave hit the keyboard and I go into stealth mode.
 
This time I go under their big bed and took along "Ziggy." "Ziggy" is my newest toy and boy did I do a number on him!

I think it took me all of five or so minutes to rip that sucker apart!
Suddenly, Dave called to me. Uh oh! He got up and began looking for me. Couch...nope, my pen... nope, my bed... nope. He begins to call me louder. My mistake was a give away, I crawled out from under the bed. His curiosity got the better of him and he wondered what I was up to. I'm not sure if it was some of "Ziggy's" stuffing stuck to my mouth but he hit the floor and looked under the bed.
 
 He reached in and pulled out some of "Ziggy!" Quickly, I did what any red-blooded household pet would do... I looked for another dog in the house!

For some reason, he didn't believe me. He said a whole bunch of stuff to me and I thought it best if I just let him have his say! I knew they just can't stay mad at me for too long.
 
 Then he began to dig out the rest of "Ziggy" from under the bed and I thought it would be a good idea to help him.
 
Actually, I felt kinda bad for poor "Ziggy."
 
 He was a good friend. I just couldn't help myself. He was just a little too easy to tear apart.
 
I'd like to tell you that Pat scolded me and sent me to my pen but she was
 
just showing Darlene how I go into my pen when they go out.
 
But to be honest, I really do miss "Ziggy!"